The idea here is that I will post bits of personal literature and subject them to the harsh criticisms of the online community. That being said, I welcome any, preferably constructive, criticisms. After all, the finest wines are all made from stepped on grapes. So be cruel if need be; these are all living documents which I hope to make better with age.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thankful For...

Nothing special but I couldn't resist. Once more, Happy Thanksgiving!



The food in my belly
The air in my lungs
The roof over my head
The warmth of a hearth

Warmth in general,
When the days are cold
Cold when the days are hot

Smell
Touch
Taste
Sound
Smiles

Sun at my back
Wind in my face
Earth at my feet
Sky round my head

The unattainable perfection
(Something to shoot for)

All good things
Some of the bad
(Juxtaposition is key)

Day to sleep in late
Snow days
(Similar but distinct)

A pot to piss in
A leg to stand on
(Cliches)

Room to stretch
Friends to hassle
A love to desire
Family to...
Family.

Science
Celestial bodies
Zippers

The Rent is High But At Least the Taps Are Out

Sorry for the bit of lag these days. I've been trying to do more reading than writing. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this. Thanks for reading, have a happy Thanksgiving!


Brian Gaff made a somber gait through the dingy, flyer riddled door of the local backstreet pawn shop. He kept his head low, tucked into the hood of his plain gray pullover – an article of clothing he favored particularly for its common, low key, nature.

He fiddled with something in his pocket, something small, which he turned over again and again in his hand, until the memory of the object rubbed itself into his finger tips. Three quick steps up to the glass counter top and Brian slapped the object onto the counter with a thudded clink.

“Another?'' The wizened shop keep inquired. ''That would make it the third this week,'' she said, tugging at a tuft of hair protruding from the coffee bean mole on her chin.

''Sounds right,'' Brian replied meekly.

''You just find these things?'' The keep asked, now tweaking the mole as though it were a nipple through which her curiosity could be aroused further.

Brian lifted his hand off the silver quarter – the untarnished portrait of Washington gleamed under the mercury store lights. ''I collect 'em – or used to,'' Brian lied. Truth is, knocking off parking meters ala Cool Hand Luke was easy, and no one seemed to understand the true value of certain currency.

''Well, rate hasn't changed,'' the keep snipped, releasing her mole. ''One dollar.''

''This one's different,'' Brian assured her, ''1935, very fine condition. Minted in San Francisco. Look.” Brian fingered the quarter toward the far end of the glass counter.

''Don't mean a lick to me,'' The keep chided through the ash gray hairs fell over her face as she leaned to elbow down on the counter. ''Silver is silver. Don't matter when or where it took a shape.''

Brian, too tired to haggle, put his palm up and curled his fingers inward repeatedly. The keep placed two dollars in Brain's hand saying, “Tell 'yer dad we miss him at church, will ya?''

“Will do, Mrs. B.'' Brian curtly replied, ducking his head to conceal an uncomfortable smile.

The more money Brain could get, he thought, the longer he could stay clear of his dad's bender on the anniversary of his mother's suicide.

Brain left the store the same way he had entered, somber and slow, in no hurry to be anywhere.

''It's a shame 'bout the Gaff boy,'' Mrs. B said to her husband when he came down form the apartment above the store.

''Aye. Damn shame. His father ought know better. Tellin' lies 'bout his mom like he does. Boy's old 'nuff to forgive his pa the truth, but it's the lie spreadin' 'em both thin 'nuff to crack.''

“Aye.”

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Awkwardly Moments: D+D Edition

This is just plain silly, but I guess that's the point. For quality 50-word stories go here: 50-to-1 For mildly amusing 50-word stories, continue reading.


Broads and Broadswords

We settled down with our drinks, some friends and I. Large breasted women wrestled on the television. Their ample bosoms heaved and swayed as they tore at each other. The Dungeon Master shut off the TV and started up ''Midnight Syndicate,'' the official role playing soundtrack.

''The game is afoot!''


Overawe

Droth, the dark elf, exploded into flame, incinerating his guides, as he gripped the orb of power.

“Did you see that!?” I cried at the prim girl – a loose aquaintance who had stopped in to wait for a ride.

All she saw were dorks, plastic figurines, and dice.


Rash

Those were sad times, when I'd browse Craig's list, in hopes that I could fill the void in my life with one night stands. All the ads made clear that I need be D+D free. This vexed me – I love D+D.

I told my woes to a friend. He laughed.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

What Advice Can You Give Me?

I've often looked to horoscopes
for some semblance of direction
but being duped, by vague vicissitudes
I've seen the arrow's flexion

Of a sheep's bladder drawstring pouch
I consult the cast contents.
Divining truth from chicken bones,
to finally find life's sense.

“You'll be feeling misanthropromorphic.”
The bones seemed to me to read.
And as you could bet, I double checked
So as not to misconceive.

That night I dreamt of deserts.
Cool Creosote bush scented air
punctuated by the darkness
through which I caught Marlboro man's stare.

We meet eyes and with a drag
his face became aglow
'twas featureless save for a hole,
through which Marlboro man smoked.

With a flick of his wrist he threw 'ore me a lasso.
His horse and he let out a huff.
They pulled the rope taut 'round both my feet
and took off, dragging me through the dust.

Like a true buckaroo,
a real renegade cowboy,
the wrangler rode full trot,
backwards, standing, clear to Illinois

Pelting me with loosies,
methodically, on the forehead
His accuracy was flawless,
until I woke, sweat soaked, in bed.

A stray cat, come in through the window, lay upon my chest
''Wherever you go, there you are,'' it said.
The bones foretold this, but gave no insight on coping
with hate, fueled by fearful cravings for a cigarette.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Things I've Seen While Driving

This is unfinished and quite depressing, but I refuse to fictionalize this piece and there is much yet to be seen on my drives. I'll keep an eye out for eros, agape, etc. 

Red Carnations:
Bouquet.
Cast, haphazard,
to the wayside.
Unrequited love.

Mid intersection,
a toad,
unwavering,
bereaving splattered partner.
So it seems.
But toads will eat
nearly anything.
False love.

Road kill:
Light brown hare
pale as the moonlight
lighting the road.
Black hare
waits for my pass
then nudges the corpse again.
Star-crossed love.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

15 Minutes

A 'lil something new. More to follow soon.

Your time has come,
but
maybe
it's always been.

Warming up.

Spotlight,
                     on.

Can you feel it?

Break pace,
                        Bolt.

Don't finish,       flourish.

Gusto,
             check.

So you're all set to go.

Your time has come,
but
maybe
it's only been.